Nigerian Scammer Letters /

Mr. Justice Shaish,

I have read the terrible things that have
happened with your financial situation in Nigeria, and
I would like to help—IF YOU CAN GUARANTEE that i
would make some money to cover my costs. I am retired
from the railroad business for 37 years, and I know a
scam when I see one; I also have been able to save a
large amount of money over the last 40 years. I must
admit, I’m a little nervous doing business over the
internet. I could also travel if need be to a neutral
location or to Nigeria, if needed. What would be the
next step in helping you guys out?

Sincerely,
Jock Plenary, CEO
San Fertando Valley Agricultural Bank
California 98-0982

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Attn: Jock Plenary,

I acknowlede the receipt of your mail and i am very
happy that you are willing to help me in this
 transaction.

All that is needed from you is your trust and you have
to treat this deal very confidential. You have to send
to us your mailing address and your telephone and fax
number with your banking datas so that the accredited
attorney attached with contract payment will use it to
obtain all the valid documents that will back you up
as the true owner of the fund.

Be aware that as soon as these is done you will
receive the money through the paying bank incharge of
contract payment.

Please send it now so that we can start the
transaction without further delays.

Best Regards,

Mr Justice Shaish ( N.N.P.C )

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Mr. Shaish,

My fax number is 415.268.0709, and my phone number
is a Bimmelman’s Business transaction decoder (type
II) are you guys ok with GSM/GPRS lines? If not, I’ll
need to give you a dolphin decoder. But I’ll need
some sort of rotary code from you, either way. For now
just send it on Ahonotu 0409 Mark I (Miami) and just
tell the operator it’s a “double-glazer”.
Another question is more important; I don’t want
to arouse suspicion, but I have two separate banks,
and I’m not sure which would be best. One is my
savings and one is my primary checking.
My bank names are:

Land Bank/UCSF Zoo Trust
Kangaroo Donor Millionaire Fund
1 Sloat Blvd
San Frantillo, CA 94112

The second is:
Stanford Community Mancestor GISM
134 University Ave
Stanford, CA 94156-0892

I can use either…just let me know (there may be a
Welsertian Block on the Land Bank account…their
minimum balance just got raised…)

Write me back ASAP,

Your friend in trust,
Jock Plenary, DVM
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ATTN: JOCK PLENARY,

SIR,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU THE
BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

YOU CAN SEND YOUR DIRECT CELL PHONE NUMBER OR G.S.M
NUMBER SO THAT I CAN REACH YOU. WHEN I SPEAK WITH YOU
I WILL GIVE YOU THE CODE NUMBER FOR SECURITY REASON,
THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE SENT TO THE AHONOTU MAIMI
ADDRESS, BASED ON THE ISSUE OF YOUR BANK. I THINK ALSO
THAT WE WILL USE THE LAND BANK WHICH IS YOUR SAVINGS
 ACCOUNT.

FURTHERMORE YOU CAN NOW SEND THE ACCOUNT WITH YOUR
SWIFT CODE TO US. WHEN WE RECEIVE THESE INFORMATIONS ,
THE ATTORNEY WILL OBTAIN THE PAPERS AND SEND A COPY
TO YOU AND ALSO TO THE BANK BEFORE THEY WILL CONTACT
YOU FOR PAYMENT THEREAFTER.

I WILL COMPASATE YOU WITH 30% FROM THE TOTAL AMOUNT
FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, CALL ME ON TEL:234-1-7763224 FOR
MORE BRIEFING.

GOD BLESS YOU.

MR JUSTICE SHAISH

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Mr. Shaish,
Where are you?! I have tried calling for two
days! I have the Swift code for Land Bank/Kangaroo
Millionaire Donor Fund (is it safe to e-mail?).
I first thought there was a thumb protector on my
phone but now I’m worried that I’m missing some sort
of Nigerian hand mask: must I dial a country code
first?
I WILL NOT BE MADE THE PONY BOY: IXNAY! If this
is a scam, I want to know about it. I’m here to help
 Nigeria.

God Bless Me and You Both,
J. Plenary, CEO

P.S. Sorry if I seem irritated, but a horribleness has
befelsterred my children’s academy: Phyllis the Boy
fell into a bottling machine, and I am busy, Mr.
Shaish…busy with a capital Jesus.

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SEND YOUR NUMBERS I WANT TO CALL YOU NOW…..

SHAISH

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Mr. Shashi,
Bravo, I like a forceful plan/Nigerian Helping
Opportunity.
I’m so nervous about this; I don’t know why (my
uncle was a Colonel in the Salvation Army AND invented
a vaccine: WE ARE NOT A FAMILY TO BE TOYED WITH). But
I have all the info (Swift code, phone number, and
acct. numbers); just to be on the safe side, I’ll send
code words first and then a second e-mail.

1=Hobbit
2=Bilbo
3=Dildo
4=Donkey
5=Jumbo
6=Yankee
7=Pony
8=Growler
9=Wolfbait
 0=Junkie

Just match this list against the code words in my
separate e-mail. PLEASE call me today (I will be in
home until 1700 Central Railroad Time): I hunger for
completion. When this is over and your money is safe
and we are bedded down of a summer’s eve, I will
 remain:

Very Sincerely,
J. Plenary, Own Company Starter

Phone number: Junkie-Hobbit-Bilbo
Jumbo-Jumbo-Jumbo-Growler Jumbo-Bilbo-Donkey-Wolfbait

Swift Code: Donkey-Donkey-Hobbit Junkie-Bilbo
 Pony-Yankee-Jumbo-Donkey

Bank Address:
Land Bank/UCSF Zoo Trust
Kangaroo Donor Millionaire Fund
1 Sloat Blvd
San Frantillo, CA 941125

Savings Account Number:

Donkey-Junkie-Wolfbait-Growler-Jumbo-Hippy-Dildo-Yankee-Hobbit-Pony

Does this all make sense? It should. I look forward
to your call today. PLEASE WRITE IF THERE ARE ANY
 QUESTIONS.

Hold me,
Jock Plenary

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WHAT DOYOUMEAN. ARE YOU EVER SERIOUS IN YOUR LIFE AND
THE TRANSACTION

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You have passed the test, Mr. Shaish! Congratulations.

You need only this piece of the puzzle: HIPPY=X

I will expect the money tomorrow; you, my friend will
be the Bonobo-ficiary.

Go back to the e-mails, Mr. Shaish…the answers are
in the code: DO NOT LOSE YOUR PASSION FOR HELPING
 NIGERIA.

Trust me,
Jock Plenary, Black Belt (Hon.)

I will assume that you, Mr. Justice, are never serious
in YOUR life or this transaction.

I am as serious as a lion on a beach!

CALL ME TODAY 1.415.555.6662

Jock Plenary, Ghost Rider

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