A nugget from Wonderglen’s annals:
This is the (fake) web site of a super-secret Dutch paramilitary group known as “Zwarte Honden.”
Here’s an excerpt, an interview with an anonymous member of Zwarte Honden named “Pomegranate”:
MG: How does one join this group?
Pomegranate: I don’t think you can join. I think the lead singer died of AIDS. They were great.
MG: Not Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Your group…
Pomegranate: Only the elite cream of the crops are considered, and you have to meet the 5-5-5 requirement.
MG:What is that?